Friday, July 30, 2010

Sad day......

I found out that my favourite stopped selling my favourite lunch.......


NOw where am I gonna get my RM6.50 cheese baked rice?? \(T3T)/

Monday, July 26, 2010

Blogging out....

I don't know what to blog about. Life hasn't been exciting these past few days...... I guess I could do more anti-twilight but that means wasting time writng crap about crap, but I have better things to do than wasting my time.......

But I CAN put on some anti-twit posters :)

I have loads to choose from XD

I kill sparkly vamps

ILY Patrick

ILY too Snape!!

The Anti-Twilight spokesperson!! ILY the most!!!


Moving on...........

The movies I wanna watch


Primary reason: The trailer Rocks!

Secondary reason: So many positive reviews!!

Despicable Me

Primary reason: It tells a story from the villian's POV. That has never been done properly before and I can't wait to see how they depict it :)

Secondary reason: Agnes

The Sorcerer's Apprentice

Primary reason: Nicholas Cage. Dur........

Secondary reason: Awesome effects!!!

Friday, July 16, 2010

10 reasons why Twilight sucks

These are the 10 reasons why I hate the damn book!! The movie is bad enough it has it's own whole other list!!

10. Despite her obvious efforts, Valley author Stephanie Meyer is simply an awful writer.

This point has been made clear to the entire world. Sadly, I think her overly simple and cliché writing is what makes the book so appealing. Cracking open a thesaurus doesn't make you a novelist. The word "chagrin" is used constantly out of context. THESAURUS RAPE!! Smeyer uses repetitive writing, and big words to make it seem intelligent. "I saw his incandescent body sparkling scintillating in the sun." <---- Actual line from the book.
Oh, she hates plots too.

9. These are the worst vampires ever imagined in human history.

Rarely do main vampire Edward Cullen and his friends eat at all, despite being "vegetarian" vampires, feeding off animals instead of humans. And where did they gain this conscience? Why do they care if people die? They're vampires! KILL!!!!

8. I want to hit Bella.

Not only is the character of Bella lacking any sort of emotional depth, but she allows herself to fall into the arms of a fucking vampire. Any sane person would be weary of the situation. Not only that, but she proceeds to continue a bizarre codependent relationship with him. This "I love you … but stay away from me … but come here anyway," bullshit that Edward pulls is just unhealthy. On that note …

7. I want to hit Edward.

Mostly because he refuses to end Bella's life by finally feasting on the blood he's wanted for so long and thereby ending the book and MY misery. Go on! She's delicious. WTF is wrong with you

6. Edward is sooooooooooooooooo hot! OMG! Edward is sooooo freakin' dreamy.

You know how I know? Because Meyer makes hundreds of references to his beauty in the book. Seriously, every five lines, there's at least 1 line about "Edward's perfectly sculpted chest" Yuck. All the while, he lives up to being like most hot guys - completely vacant of personality. She goes on and on about nothing but how soft Edward's left ear is. The entire series of Twilight: 80% describing what Edward looks like, 20% of everything else.

None of his creepy behavior, watching Bella as she sleeps, following her around so he can save her, (STALKER ALERT!!) would be tolerated if he weren't 100 percent supa-fine or real. Which leads to point number 5 …

5. Vampires sparkle!

Who knew vampires were so flamboyant? Edward leads Bella to the top of a mountain, where he proceeds to take off his shirt to show her why he can't go in the sun. He's sparkly! Do you get it now Bella!? He can't go out into the sun because people will want to make handbags out of him! Despite that, Bella stares stupidly and tells him he's "beautiful." Surprise, surprise! Barf.

4. "You better hang on, spider monkey."

Worst line EVER. Edward tells Bella to hop on his back, looking back and telling her "you better hang on, spider monkey," because he's going to fly her above the trees and stare at her among the branches. I think I saw this in Tarzan once......

3. The first movie has ruined two of my favorite bands. (not about the book but still...)

Muse and Radiohead are among the likes of Linkin Park and Paramore on the soundtrack. What!? The filmmakers went so far as to edit out a potentially risky Muse lyric in their song "Supermassive Black Hole." The opening line of the song "Oh baby don't you know I suffer? Oh baby can you hear me moan?" was edited down only to the first question. Because you can only moan during sex, you know. (Edward's a 107 year old virgin)

2. Meyer clearly thinks she's Bella.

The plain, average character has five hot guys after her at any given time. Why? Because she's so virtuous and plain! Guys love that! Meyer would know.

1. Bella sucks.

And she's not even a vampire. She is just so damn boring!!has no problem being a "strong" little sassy pants toward her parents, but she can't walk out the door without being victimized and therefore saved by the sparkly Edward. Also, the real reason why Edward can't read Bella's mind is that she has absolutely NOTHING in it, that way any girl can wear Bella's shoes, killing their brain cells 1 by 1 in the process.
Bella just screams anti-feminism and efffectively setting back women 200 years. It this the lesson we want to teach girls who read this book?? "When you BF leaves you it's OK to spiral into depression and commit suicide."

Overall , Twilight is THE WORST BOOK EVER WRITTEN!!

I don't really think we should burn this books though, it means spending money buying it!! However, if you do have one of the four books lying around the house (gift from others or bought yourself then hated it) I suggest you all recycle it.

The thought of the book getting shreded into pieces then recycled to become toilet paper brings joyous tears to my eyes :)

Wednesday, July 14, 2010


The biggest news this World Cup wasn't some foul done during the match, some player hitting another or even a certain blind referee. Nope! This year the biggest story was about an OCTOPUS! Paul the Octopus to be exact. He has successfully predicted all the german matches and the finals!!

The unique thing about this guy (or should it be octo) is the way he predicts. He is given 2 canisters with mussels inside each with opposing teams. The canister he chooses to eat from is his predicted winner

Personally I feel sorry for the mussels XD

I cried when he predicted this :'(

Even more when it came true \(T3T)/

With a heavy heart, Paul chose Spain. Making him the most hated cephalopod in Germany

Grilled Octo anyone?

Weird thing about this prediction was that it took him a while to eat the mussel. Guess he felt sorry for them too. And he completely ignored the Holland box !! I'm thinking he too was also surprised Holland made it through XD

(Don't hate me people, I'm just telling it as it is)

World Cup Champion 2010: SPAIN

Every single match he predicted came true!! There were many copycats including Mani the parrot from Singapore and Pauline the octopus from Netherlands. But they both predicted a Holland victory.

I want Paul so he can predict what will come out for MY finals :) But unfortunately, Paul is retired. Sigh.......

Finally, because i can, I'll post some Anti-twi pics :)

Now which book the worst series of vampire books ever written?

Good boy! :)

And also because I can, since we're on the subject of harry potter........

Tom Felton

I know you're loving this Esther

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Vampires Rule, Twilight SUCKS!!!!

Yeah, you all heard me. TWILIGHT SUCKS!!!! What kind of mush for brains person would go for that show. I can summarise up the whole 4 books in 1 sentence: when girl doesn't have boy, she gets boy and when she's with boy, she wants another. It's not a vampire novel, it's a tory that happenes to have ugly vamps in it. That's about it. And the damn movies!!! Robert Pattyson is uglier than a pile of shit and his acting is worse than that. And below him on the acting panel is that dimm-witted girl, Kristin Stalwood. I've seen a piece of wood with better acting skills and emotions too.

What has happened to vampires. They have gone from sexy, bloodthirsty killing machines to lousy, moody sad creatures. I want Dracula's Legacy BACK. The new vampire novels have also gone down the drain. It is all plagarised from, gasp!, THAT book. And gets more boring page by page......

Have you guys heard, a 23-year-old New Zealand man was found dead in a movie theater Sunday after watching "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse," reported Paramedics who arrived on the scene to resuscitate him found no obvious injuries, which can only mean one thing: "Twilight" killed him. There are no coincidences in life.

The only mystery to solve is, was the unnamed gentleman a fan or critic of the beloved film franchise? Did he die in a burst of physiologically overpowering excitement, perhaps in the climactic battle between werewolves and vampires, or maybe just when Taylor Lautner first took his shirt off? Then again, he like so many male 23-year-olds outside the "Twilight" target demographic may have literally been bored to death. We'll never know.

In my opinion, the man died of boredom.

I miss my vampires. We, pre-Twilight vampire novel/movie lovers are true vampire fans and we demand a new standard of modern vampires.

Don't let twilight ruin the future of vampires.


Oh, and if you're a twifan............

Read a real Vampire book by Bram Stoker or Anne Rice. Vampires are about blood, war and companionship. NOT girly romance. I hope Lestate and Dracula drain you in your sleep