Daredevil

Ya know, you gotta love Australia, they are willing to do street performance for money. I've seen people sing, breakdance and even have a band performance on the street! I also saw a small girl plying the trumpet, SO CUTE!!!

But no act can surpass this guy.

Not only did he ask for a 10-year old volunteer, he gave the boy knives, 3 to be exact .

At least he's doing his act in front of a church. God may take pity on him.

Knife suspended in time

This dude would make an awesome parent!! He asked to boy to THROW 3 KNIVES AT HIM!!!! Oh, did I mention he was 10 feet in the air too? On buckets.

Scared.... So scared....

Someone is changing his mind right now. LAWL. He almost missed 1 knife, it was about an inch from his chest when he caught it. Accidental or intentional? I don't want to know.

One more!

Juggling knives 10 feet in the isn't dangerous enough for this dude. Naturally, he has do do it on a super small bucket as well.

Does it make me an evil person if I was chanting "Fall, fall, fall" throughout his act? Nah...

Awesome pictures are awesome!

Yay! He did it! This is why I love photography. Watching it in person is good, but when seeing snapshots of the event, you really can see how dangerous it is. That and you're really respecting the guy who has the balls to do this!!! And hope he fails miserably!!

I took this picture too!! Cute kids watching dangerous acts!! Middle Eastern children are so adorable but why is it when they grow up they become so ghastly!?

{Song in My Head}

~Rise Above This by Seether~

      "Take the light, and darken everything around me
           Call the clouds and listen closely, I'm lost without you
                Call your name every day when i feel so helpless
                     I'm fallin' down but I'll rise above this..."

Fucking Rubbish

Why is note taking a damn lesson!!!! English as a Second Language lessons are full of CRAP!!!! No literature, no Shakespere, no FUN!!!!! Australians are looking down on our English (I don't blame them). Fucking Hell!!!!!! I feel like I'm in retard class........

(cont'd)

8 hours have passed since my outburst. I'm still mad about the fact that I can't drop THAT class for the better English Studies class........ Gah!!!! High school standard is too low........

Anyway, the reason I'm back here is because I found a really funny statement in one of my text books. Surprisingly, it's from the moral education (another subject to sleep in) book. Here it is:

"Bentham introduced a scientific principle to analyse the quantity of pleasures, ie the calculus of pleasures, or the Hedonic Calculus. He allotted each factor with a value which can be analyzed, eg a value can be divided into:

(1) Intensity of pleasure derived from an action

(2) Duration of pleasure

(3) Certainty of pleasure

(4) Inclination to the experience of pleasure

(5) Tendency to be followed by more pleasure

(6) Purity or tendency for an action to produce opposite effect and pain.

~ This will also be considered and the results can be compared to determine the total balance of bad and good

(7) The calculus is done by multiplying the total balance with the extent or number of people experiencing pleasure or suffering.

Factors 1 - 4 are normally taken into consideration in measuring the value of pleasure and suffering. When counting many pleasures or suffering, factors 5 and 6 are taken into consideration. Meanwhile, factor 7 is used when many people are involved."

ONce again, a dirty mind has made another boring lesson more INTERESTING!!!! Muahahahahahaha!!!!!!! I <3 my not-so-pure thoughts.......

ZOMG

Saw this picture a while ago. Couldn't stop laughing


ZOMG!!!!!

The Donkey........

Some of the hardest exams are behind us, but that doesn't mean that I can relax!!! Still to come are Sejarah and next week Physics and Chemistry!!! So that would mean I can't blog as often as a used to.

But instead of leaving it to rot, I'll post some storis and anecdotes I've previously written and forgotten about or things I've found and saved.

Here's one!!!!

*The Donkey*


A priest entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The priest was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race
again, and it won again.

The local paper read:

PRIEST'S ASS OUT FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
priest not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the priest to get rid of
the donkey. The priest decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the
next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of
the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE

The bishop was buried the next day.


The moral of the story is....

Being concerned about public opinion can
bring you much grief and misery...
And even shorten your life.
So be yourself
and enjoy life...

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass
and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!