The Donkey........

Some of the hardest exams are behind us, but that doesn't mean that I can relax!!! Still to come are Sejarah and next week Physics and Chemistry!!! So that would mean I can't blog as often as a used to.

But instead of leaving it to rot, I'll post some storis and anecdotes I've previously written and forgotten about or things I've found and saved.

Here's one!!!!

*The Donkey*


A priest entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The priest was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race
again, and it won again.

The local paper read:

PRIEST'S ASS OUT FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
priest not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the priest to get rid of
the donkey. The priest decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the
next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of
the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE

The bishop was buried the next day.


The moral of the story is....

Being concerned about public opinion can
bring you much grief and misery...
And even shorten your life.
So be yourself
and enjoy life...

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass
and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!