Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Must Kill Poachers

I was working on a new blog entry yeaterday and was planning to finish up today. But something in the papers caught my eye and compelled me to put aside that previous entry for this.

This was taken fron TheStarOnline


X-rated egg rush in Terengganu




Illegal sale: Some of the turtle eggs being sold at the Pasar Besar Kedai Payang in Kuala Terengganu.



KUALA TERENGGANU: Market traders here are openly selling endangered turtle eggs, much to the shock and dismay of the state authorities.

While the Pasar Payang central market traders are enjoying brisk sales of the Green Turtle (Chelonia Mydas) eggs, State Agriculture and Agro-based committee chairman Ashaari Idris intends to get to the bottom of the illegal business.

“I am really shocked that the market traders are selling eggs collected from the beaches of Terengganu. Previously, they only sold eggs from Indonesia.

“We must catch the culprits supplying them,” he said.

Under the law, only licensed collectors are allowed to harvest the eggs which must be sold to the Fisheries Department, which then sends the eggs to incubators to be hatched.

Ashaari said he would direct his officers to check whether poaching was rampant as it could have a dire effect on the turtle landings on local beaches.

He also stressed that the belief that turtle eggs could improve sexual prowess was a myth. This, however, has failed to stop couples wanting to revive their flagging sex lives from buying the eggs.

Salleh Solat, who has been trading at the market for over two decades, said he had buyers from as far as Kuala Lumpur.

He sells the Green Turtle eggs at RM30 for a packet of 10 and said he could get double or triple the price during off-season.

“There is a huge demand for these eggs as they can also be used to treat asthma and backaches,” he claimed.

He added that he previously sold eggs supplied from Sabah and Indonesia but there was now a great demand for Terengganu eggs.

This was because the locally laid eggs can be obtained for sale within a few hours of collection and therefore fresher, compared with eggs from elsewhere which took about two weeks to reach here.

Salleh said he got his supplies from two agents, but declined to name them.

The endangered Green Turtle is the largest hard-shelled sea turtle in the world. Females lay their eggs at night in a process that takes two hours, each time laying 110 to 115 eggs.

The leatherback and Olive Ridley turtles are already said to be close to extinction in Terengganu while the number of Hawksbill and Green Turtles has also plunged drastically.

It has been reported that a leading cause for the decline of turtle species is egg consumption.

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What the heck is wrong with these people??? Eggs to improve sex life?? Haven't they heard of a little blue pill called Viagra? In the newspaper, it is also stated that many believe that turtle eggs can cure asthma....... Honestly, how stupid can people get?

This brings me back to a few months ago when the same paper reported that turtle eggs were served during a government function in Terengganu. Did the chef think that a few of the MPs have poor sex lives? Or did he want to cure some random MP's asthma? Bastard

I hope the authorities catch the asshole behind this. I would love to have a go at him. Also I would like to put a face to the reason the turtle population is declining so, when my kid ask me why there are no more turtles, I would point at the guy and say :" It's because of THIS bastard."

Biology time!

Some people ask "What's the difference? Turtles lay so many eggs, it's ok to eat a few."

The problem is that people don't just eat "a few". People are greedy and are willing to sacrifice a whole year's supply of eggs for money.

And the reason turtles lay so many eggs is because turtles are the world's worst parents. They do not care for the babies. The babies are left to fend for themselves and only 1 in 100 will reach sexual maturity. Btw, the time a turtle takes to reach sexual maturity is 10 years!

Think about this people, everytime you eat a turtle egg you might just be setting back the turtle's population recovery time another 10 years.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Happy Birthday followyourstomach :)

I just noticed something......

I have been blogging for over a year!!!

This is the only thing NOT MANDATORY that I have stuck to for over a year!

Awesome!!!!

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Dorian Gray


I wanna watch Dorian Gray


Ben Barnes looks delicious in it

Sorcerer's Apprentice


OMG!


That's what I have to say about Sorcerer's Apprentice.

Nicolas Cage was awesome!!! He's so hott!!


I feel like a crazed twitard, except I am intelligent and appreciate good acting XP

Doesn't he look gorgeous in that fedora and leather overcoat




EPIC SCENE!!!!!

Special effect were totally awesome. Thanks to the great Jerry Bruckheimer


Love the special effects, up there, Balthazar producing a cute little fireball


Plasma ball




Another plasma ball


See that intense look of concentration on his face, NOW THAT'S GREAT ACTING :)




Another notable character was Jay Baruchel. The dude is in a couple of other movies that I remember: Trophic Thunder, She's Out of My League and How To Train Your Dragon.


A thing you must know about Baruchel is that he keeps his nasally voice no matter what movie he is in (kinda like Sean Connery but more annoying and less sexy).





The weird part is that everytime Balthazar said his name, I always expected him to call him Hiccup :P



The Mopping scene was epic!






As for the story, well, it wasn't Cage's best one ever. Storyline was a little shallow. The plot is complex but easy to understand unless you have the IQ of a twitard.



Who am I forgetting......... Oh yeah





THE VILLIAN






Alfred Molina is the dastardly Horvath! He's the perfect villian as he is evil to everyone! Even the other less notably villians are no match to him! MUahahahahah!!

Best of all, he's a villian with a wicked sense of humour :)

Sure there were other actors. But none of them stand out.



So what are you waiting for. Watch Sorcerer's Apprentice NOW!
I last pic before I end.

HOT!!

Friday, July 30, 2010

Sad day......

I found out that my favourite stopped selling my favourite lunch.......

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo!!!!

NOw where am I gonna get my RM6.50 cheese baked rice?? \(T3T)/

Monday, July 26, 2010

Blogging out....



I don't know what to blog about. Life hasn't been exciting these past few days...... I guess I could do more anti-twilight but that means wasting time writng crap about crap, but I have better things to do than wasting my time.......


But I CAN put on some anti-twit posters :)

I have loads to choose from XD




I kill sparkly vamps

ILY Patrick



ILY too Snape!!



The Anti-Twilight spokesperson!! ILY the most!!!


LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!


Moving on...........


The movies I wanna watch


Inception

Primary reason: The trailer Rocks!

Secondary reason: So many positive reviews!!

Despicable Me

Primary reason: It tells a story from the villian's POV. That has never been done properly before and I can't wait to see how they depict it :)


Secondary reason: Agnes




The Sorcerer's Apprentice


Primary reason: Nicholas Cage. Dur........

Secondary reason: Awesome effects!!!

Friday, July 16, 2010

10 reasons why Twilight sucks

These are the 10 reasons why I hate the damn book!! The movie is bad enough it has it's own whole other list!!

10. Despite her obvious efforts, Valley author Stephanie Meyer is simply an awful writer.




This point has been made clear to the entire world. Sadly, I think her overly simple and cliché writing is what makes the book so appealing. Cracking open a thesaurus doesn't make you a novelist. The word "chagrin" is used constantly out of context. THESAURUS RAPE!! Smeyer uses repetitive writing, and big words to make it seem intelligent. "I saw his incandescent body sparkling scintillating in the sun." <---- Actual line from the book.
Oh, she hates plots too.

9. These are the worst vampires ever imagined in human history.




Rarely do main vampire Edward Cullen and his friends eat at all, despite being "vegetarian" vampires, feeding off animals instead of humans. And where did they gain this conscience? Why do they care if people die? They're vampires! KILL!!!!



8. I want to hit Bella.




Not only is the character of Bella lacking any sort of emotional depth, but she allows herself to fall into the arms of a fucking vampire. Any sane person would be weary of the situation. Not only that, but she proceeds to continue a bizarre codependent relationship with him. This "I love you … but stay away from me … but come here anyway," bullshit that Edward pulls is just unhealthy. On that note …


7. I want to hit Edward.




Mostly because he refuses to end Bella's life by finally feasting on the blood he's wanted for so long and thereby ending the book and MY misery. Go on! She's delicious. WTF is wrong with you



6. Edward is sooooooooooooooooo hot! OMG! Edward is sooooo freakin' dreamy.



You know how I know? Because Meyer makes hundreds of references to his beauty in the book. Seriously, every five lines, there's at least 1 line about "Edward's perfectly sculpted chest" Yuck. All the while, he lives up to being like most hot guys - completely vacant of personality. She goes on and on about nothing but how soft Edward's left ear is. The entire series of Twilight: 80% describing what Edward looks like, 20% of everything else.

None of his creepy behavior, watching Bella as she sleeps, following her around so he can save her, (STALKER ALERT!!) would be tolerated if he weren't 100 percent supa-fine or real. Which leads to point number 5 …




5. Vampires sparkle!





Who knew vampires were so flamboyant? Edward leads Bella to the top of a mountain, where he proceeds to take off his shirt to show her why he can't go in the sun. He's sparkly! Do you get it now Bella!? He can't go out into the sun because people will want to make handbags out of him! Despite that, Bella stares stupidly and tells him he's "beautiful." Surprise, surprise! Barf.



4. "You better hang on, spider monkey."



Worst line EVER. Edward tells Bella to hop on his back, looking back and telling her "you better hang on, spider monkey," because he's going to fly her above the trees and stare at her among the branches. I think I saw this in Tarzan once......




3. The first movie has ruined two of my favorite bands. (not about the book but still...)



Muse and Radiohead are among the likes of Linkin Park and Paramore on the soundtrack. What!? The filmmakers went so far as to edit out a potentially risky Muse lyric in their song "Supermassive Black Hole." The opening line of the song "Oh baby don't you know I suffer? Oh baby can you hear me moan?" was edited down only to the first question. Because you can only moan during sex, you know. (Edward's a 107 year old virgin)


2. Meyer clearly thinks she's Bella.




The plain, average character has five hot guys after her at any given time. Why? Because she's so virtuous and plain! Guys love that! Meyer would know.


1. Bella sucks.




And she's not even a vampire. She is just so damn boring!!has no problem being a "strong" little sassy pants toward her parents, but she can't walk out the door without being victimized and therefore saved by the sparkly Edward. Also, the real reason why Edward can't read Bella's mind is that she has absolutely NOTHING in it, that way any girl can wear Bella's shoes, killing their brain cells 1 by 1 in the process.
Bella just screams anti-feminism and efffectively setting back women 200 years. It this the lesson we want to teach girls who read this book?? "When you BF leaves you it's OK to spiral into depression and commit suicide."

Overall , Twilight is THE WORST BOOK EVER WRITTEN!!



I don't really think we should burn this books though, it means spending money buying it!! However, if you do have one of the four books lying around the house (gift from others or bought yourself then hated it) I suggest you all recycle it.

The thought of the book getting shreded into pieces then recycled to become toilet paper brings joyous tears to my eyes :)

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Go PAUL!!

The biggest news this World Cup wasn't some foul done during the match, some player hitting another or even a certain blind referee. Nope! This year the biggest story was about an OCTOPUS! Paul the Octopus to be exact. He has successfully predicted all the german matches and the finals!!


The unique thing about this guy (or should it be octo) is the way he predicts. He is given 2 canisters with mussels inside each with opposing teams. The canister he chooses to eat from is his predicted winner

Personally I feel sorry for the mussels XD

I cried when he predicted this :'(

Even more when it came true \(T3T)/

With a heavy heart, Paul chose Spain. Making him the most hated cephalopod in Germany

Grilled Octo anyone?


Weird thing about this prediction was that it took him a while to eat the mussel. Guess he felt sorry for them too. And he completely ignored the Holland box !! I'm thinking he too was also surprised Holland made it through XD

(Don't hate me people, I'm just telling it as it is)


World Cup Champion 2010: SPAIN



Every single match he predicted came true!! There were many copycats including Mani the parrot from Singapore and Pauline the octopus from Netherlands. But they both predicted a Holland victory.

I want Paul so he can predict what will come out for MY finals :) But unfortunately, Paul is retired. Sigh.......


Finally, because i can, I'll post some Anti-twi pics :)

Now which book the worst series of vampire books ever written?



Good boy! :)














And also because I can, since we're on the subject of harry potter........


Tom Felton


I know you're loving this Esther

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Vampires Rule, Twilight SUCKS!!!!



Yeah, you all heard me. TWILIGHT SUCKS!!!! What kind of mush for brains person would go for that show. I can summarise up the whole 4 books in 1 sentence: when girl doesn't have boy, she gets boy and when she's with boy, she wants another. It's not a vampire novel, it's a tory that happenes to have ugly vamps in it. That's about it. And the damn movies!!! Robert Pattyson is uglier than a pile of shit and his acting is worse than that. And below him on the acting panel is that dimm-witted girl, Kristin Stalwood. I've seen a piece of wood with better acting skills and emotions too.

What has happened to vampires. They have gone from sexy, bloodthirsty killing machines to lousy, moody sad creatures. I want Dracula's Legacy BACK. The new vampire novels have also gone down the drain. It is all plagarised from, gasp!, THAT book. And gets more boring page by page......

Have you guys heard, a 23-year-old New Zealand man was found dead in a movie theater Sunday after watching "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse," reported NZHerald.co.nz. Paramedics who arrived on the scene to resuscitate him found no obvious injuries, which can only mean one thing: "Twilight" killed him. There are no coincidences in life.

The only mystery to solve is, was the unnamed gentleman a fan or critic of the beloved film franchise? Did he die in a burst of physiologically overpowering excitement, perhaps in the climactic battle between werewolves and vampires, or maybe just when Taylor Lautner first took his shirt off? Then again, he like so many male 23-year-olds outside the "Twilight" target demographic may have literally been bored to death. We'll never know.

In my opinion, the man died of boredom.

I miss my vampires. We, pre-Twilight vampire novel/movie lovers are true vampire fans and we demand a new standard of modern vampires.

Don't let twilight ruin the future of vampires.

















ANTI-TWILIGHT

Oh, and if you're a twifan............

Read a real Vampire book by Bram Stoker or Anne Rice. Vampires are about blood, war and companionship. NOT girly romance. I hope Lestate and Dracula drain you in your sleep